NAIL O GRAPHY

This blog of mine may seem unique. I am wrting a biography as well as an auto biography.
Well, what is the theme.... It is nothin but my NAIL. Read on......

Auto biography -
Nail - Myself.. I am expressing it....Meri kahani, Meri zubaani....


I was a happy little, cute ring finger nail on my master's hand. I was so proud that I was her nail. She used to groom me so well, shape me well, color me with bright colors and design me too. My shaping process was as follows,

1. Tiny as I was like my siblings, my master would grow me well.
2. As I grew, I would be shaped along with others.
3. After we were shaped, we would be painted.
4. After our painting, we would be decorated.

To summarize, we would have great NAIL ART on our self.

I was very happy. But alas, as my master says, Happiness is short lived at times!!!

One day, it so happened that I was hit hard against the wall and was injured very badly. But, my owner didnt realise it. Days passed and I started dying slowly. As much as I wanted to live, I knew death was hovering around. My death was slow. It didn't happen at once. I started losing part by part till one day I died completely.

P.S: May my soul rest in peace!!!

Biography - MY MAIL

I love growing my nails and grooming them well. I grow them long and would color it and design it... My nails were my pride possession and indeed I was proud of it...
One day it so happened (Poeple used to cast their eyes that I had great nails...) , I banged my hand into the door and little did I realise that my ring finger nail in my left hand is hurt...
After a few days, it dawned on me that I have hurt my nail very badly... It started turning yellow and changing shape... I just didnt pay any heed ... But after a few more days, it started hurting me and my nail started coming out... The pain was excrutiaiting. I coudn't bear it and went to a Doc. She prescibed some medicine. I had to apply that each night and my nail was beginning to fall off. It completely fell off and a new nail had to grow back..

I used to wonderbeofre my nail started re growing, , How will my would be put the ring into my ring finger? How will I show my hand? A hundred questions used to gmaw my head. Freaky thing. It had become a night mare to me...

The enitire process took an year...

IT's ME - BACK WITH A BANG!!!

Here I am with a new self. I'm the new nail now and I am just like my siblings....Initially I was this ugly thing with no shape at all. I used to wonder looking at my siblings, Will I ever be like them?". That was a million dollar question. Each day I used to look at myself and feel I will never look nice ever again.Finally after months, I started looking like others and finally look like them now. I am happy and so is my master.
(Though I took almost about 8 months to grow back, I grew back).

This is my story from CRADLE to GRAVE back to CRADLE!!!!!

SALES AT MY FACE

I just picked up a new job....Well, Yes... I did... with this new front, I guess I would be completing the SALES CYCLE.... I have seen most of the Cycle fronts...
I've just summoned up all my courage and got into SELLING. They say Selling is an Art!!!
Art, well that is why I'm here to get it on...

With all the enthu & tempo in place, I was on the job the first day...
High hopes, with a daring heart I was all set...
Lo, behold... What do I see on the first day....
I have a forty lakh target jeering at my face!!! I was dumb stuck... Is this some kind of a joke of is this reality...

I just kept staring at the board and all I could see was 40 L in front of me.... And this target had to be achieved within 2 months of time... Can you beat it!!!! Not even for the quarter......

Well, I have decided that I am going to beat it and stare back at it with happy face...
That's the spirit gurl!!!!

APRIL FROLIC

APRIL - FOOL... This seems to go hand in hand since times immemorial. Come first of April, all wicked minds gets more evil and cranky. One such mind is mine too.. The tiny gray cells on the verge of shrnking like dried raisins all of a sudden come alive and grown in size - A process known as REVERSE OSMOSIS (For all non-science guys).
After this reverse osmosis takes place, the gray cells are hyper active.

This APRIL 1st , 2010, Along with my CHINKZZ , we decided to play a prank. Racking a lot for the TARGET PERSON, we zeroed down on TWO scapegoats. This involves a lot of brain storming else the product positioning can act like a boomerang.
One was my colleague's better half and he other was my bitter half. (Pun Intended).

Our super crooked minds had already come up with a great plans. (Just that we didn't have fangs and horns coming out, else perfect wicked look.)

What we had decided was something like this... From my colleague's cell phone we would send out a message stating, "CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have just one yourself a movie pass to watch WHEN IN ROME with your partner at PVR Cinemas. Please do call up......, our COLLECTIONS HEAD to redeem your pass"....
We has planned to type in my colleague's better halves number to call up collection head.

Now we sent the message and waited eagerly.
After a while my bitter half called up and said someone has played a prank on him and he went on to explain the entire story. I just couldn't hold on any longer and I burst out laughing...
He understood it and joined it...

Finally our evil minds managed to pull a prank with ease. What a month - APRIL!!! BEWARE....

P.S: Thanks to our Scapegoats SHY PIE and GUDDA. If not for you, it wouldn't be memorable....