FULL ON or OFF

Internet - In today's world THE most important base for survival. E mails, chat, sms etc all done through this powerful engine. It has become an essential tool for survival or shall I say existence.. Pretty true for some though....

This blog is one hilarious incident in context to the Internet.

I actually text a lot in my phone. But not necessarily all my friends would love to do the same. At times , they really have no choice. Thereby, after a lot of hue and cry, fuss in vain, my W gave up the argument and decided to start sending me text messages. Truly, this adamant little bottle threw up a whole lot of fuss ten times his personality. But, me being me.....

One evening, a few days back, Whisky said I would receive text messages. I was overjoyed, actually on cloud nine. YUPPIE.... PERSEVERANCE indeed pays at times.. ( Mind you, only at times and it comes a limited warranty too........)

I waited, waited, waited... even after a couple of minutes passed, my phone didn't beep. I being a restless soul, couldn't wait. ( Obvious, patience level is negative...) I picked up my phone and called. After a few rings, I hear that sweet voice on the other end telling me something called " FULL ON"... I at times can barely hear what comes out of that tiny , amazing voice box. I was baffled.. Pondering what on earth is this FULL ON now... I asked the same. Pat came the reply...

" I am trying to send text messages from FULL ON SMS".......... I burst out laughing.. I mean literally rolling on the floor...

Mind you, not a single text message, but the response from my pocket joy was awesome.. " I am on FULL ON SMS.. I asked, FULL ON or FULL OFF since I had not received a single text message... Yes got it right.. NOT 1 SINGLE MESSAGE FROM FULL ON SMS......

I wonder should it be re christened to FULL OFF SMS.....Only W can comment though......

P.S : FULL ON...... FULL ON.......INDEED!!!!!!

PEAS OR PIECE

Most of the times it is OFFICE HOT NEWS that we exchange with great enthusiam and ultimate curiosity. At times, I feel if we had done this in college we would in the topic of discussion and gossip instead of debating our manager's goodness.

Neverthless, one such lazy afternnon, I happened to bump into my colleague who apparently her finished her lunch too. So , I casually asked her what's for lucnh. Her response became the theme of this blog of mine.

Her reply and my interpretation was just mind blowing. In response she said, " Biryani", so I asked what Biryani and she replied "PIECE"....

Now for we veggies, that PIECE in pronunciation will be taken as PEAS...

Ain't this a great way of communication for comprehending..

PIECE for the non - veggies and PEAS for the veggies....Eitherways the suffix is BIRYANI irrespective of the prefix.....

Delhi Main Hain Jaan Indeed

Delhi - What comes into my mind when I think of this city - Just one word WHISKY.

Whisky - My dearest and bestest pal who moved into Delhi from Bangalore.

Nov. 16th 2010 - Dreaded day in my life, the day Whisky was leaving the city once and for all to settle amongst dilwaale in Delhi. I cannot let the feeling sink in even today that Whisky isn't here and has moved out.

Some people just walk into your life and leave that impression that will last a lifetime. Whisky is one such who has left that ever lasting impression in life.

The days spent with my dearest pal where just the best for days to come.

Delhi - This is one place given a chance I would like to settle just to paint the city red with Whisky.