Monday, November 21, 2011

DHUNKI DELIGHTFUL










To what extent can anyone go to make the other person happy.. Well, this depends from one person to another person.. Not all are alike and hence certain degree is variations..



But, when someone can really sense what makes ya happy and shows it out, that brings the ultimate sense of satisfaction.



I have one such person in my life, who does the most tiniest things to bring a million dollar smile on my face. Each time I feel low and sullen, this joy of my life knows best needs to done.. Mere SMILE KA DOCTOR hain woh... Dil ke baare main no comments..



Anyways without digressing, let me continue..This joyous bundle did the best thing to please me. I loved this song, Dhunki from the movie Mere Brother Ki Dulhan. Love is not the word. I cannot express how much I adore this song. It makes me go crazy with excitement and brings the biggest smile on my face.. I was telling my joy casually that I love this song and was raving and ranting about it (With that twinkle in my eyes....)




After sometime, my joy called me and said call on the number.. Just imagine my excitement, when I called, the caller tune was DHUNKI LAAGE RE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh ma god... I was so damn happy.............. Then you can imagine what I did.. I started calling atleast ten times in an hour and the happiness I would derive was immense...But no cooments on joy's plight.....




WHISKY U INDEED R D BEST!!!!! THANKS A TON FOR MAKING AND KEEPING ME HAPPY ALL THE TIME........

Friday, October 14, 2011

HAPPINESS IS THE WAY











THERE IS NO WAY TO HAPPINESS, HAPPINESS IS THE ONLY WAY.... This was said by someone super special once and it is embossed in my brain for life.






So many of us forget that happiness need not be looked outside, it can brought out from within. This may need a little extra effort, going that extra mile kinds. But honestly, how many of us really feel happy from within. We crib, we whine, we cry, we mock, scoff, jeer, tease etc, but are never truly happy. The most silliest reasons can put us off. Even though we have everything, we still want that something we have no clue about. But, we try harder for the same.






It's such an irony in life that we never are happy and contented with what we have. We always want what we don't have. In this caos, we miss out on the joys of our lives.






This tiny piece of blog is for my whisky, which is going to bring a smile on someon's face...



Wednesday, October 12, 2011

HAND HARD DISC





HARDWARE TECHNOLOGY - In our language, we call it BOX SELLING. All in the feather, flock together and use the same terminology. It is the same lingo across the IT Hardware world.



There was this guy who joined us at work. He was narrating one of his initial experiences in the Hardware world. He was having an internal interview and it so happened that his manager asked him, "What is the size of the Hard disc?"..... To his manager's utter shock, this guy uses both his hands and puts his in front of his manager......(Just the way it is in the picture....)


All he had to answer was, 320 GB, 500 Gb etc and this brilliant man, comes up with a hand gesture the way it is in the picture.


Imagine the plight of his manager......

Sunday, September 18, 2011

THOSE BLUE DAYS

All of a sudden, the entire world ahead comes to a stand still. Nothing ahead to look for. Where did all the happiness vanish and the entire life style to a big stand still. Every morning, a new day hoping to bring something new, but nothing yet has happened like that. When will the sun shine anew and bring anew day.

Sometimes, life brings such unexpected twists and turns, that just catches one so unaware. You totally wouldn't expect and know not how to react to such queasy situations. But why and how do such ruse happen to certain individuals..... Well, none would seem to have an answer...

I sometimes sit down and ponder over. Certain individuals face such terrible situations and are so shell shocked to the peak. Some get over the same at a fast pace while some want to dwell in their misery. God should give one the courage to withstand such temporary back falls, but the situations are so harsh to withstand.....Harsh isn't the word...

One should always know that neither happiness nor troubles are permanent in life. They are like the waves that rise and fall in leaps.But why is it so hard to take problems at your stride and so easy to welcome happiness.

Always remember, this was told by my Physics Prof in college that, "PROBLEMS ARE A SOLUTION IN DISGUISE"!!!!

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

SUMMERHOUSE

Summer House - This is one of the books by Jude.

I don't happen to read a lot of her books. But, by chance I started reading her books and this one titled - THE SUMMERHOUSE was one amazing book.

The Synopsis of the book is as follows,
Three friends turning forty on the same day, meet after a gap of seventeen years. None would have been in touch till then. Out of the three, one would be a homemaker, the other would be a writer and the third would be a nurse. The writer's publisher forces her to get in touch with her other two friends in order to celebrate their birthday together. ( Thanks to Technology, they manage to track down the other 2 ...)

Finally, all of three of them meet at Maine. Hence starts their adventure. All the three of them start bridging the gap of seventeen years. None of them except the homemaker seem greatly happy about their life, and the homemaker to some extent. One evening, all the three of them decide to go purchase gifts for the other two for their birthday.

But incidentally, all the three of them come across a card which states,
MADAM ZOYA, know your past...

The three of them get curious and visit her. She makes people go back to three weeks in their lives and if they want to they can make that their permanent lives......

Read this further to know what happens to their lives.....

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Delhi Meri Jaan

DELHI - Much awaited trip in times to come. 16th July 2011 - The Day never to be forgotten in my entire life.
This was indeed my first trip all by myself (Whisky you better vouch!!) to the much awaited Dilwalon ki Dilli.

I was so excited that I reached the airport 4 hours before my scheduled flight as if the plane would fly me as soon as I reached at my convinience. Anyways I reached the airport and spent time browsing.

It was time for me to board my flight - SPICEJET heading to my destination - DELHI. After spending 2.5 hours with utmost excitement, I reached the INDRA GANDHI INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT. The air that hit me on my face when I alighted was so hot that I felt I was in a desert. Dilli ki garmi, indeed garam.

In a WHITE DOWRY CAR i10 was WHISKY waiting to whisk me away to Gurgaon. Here I was to stay the next 10 days and I knew I would paint the city red. (Hopefully RED!!!)

(I know Whisky, you will have that smile on your face for my statement about your car - DOWRY I10 only, and it will not change!!!)

I sat in the car and I literally had to pinch myself hard to believe that I am finally in DELHI. Well, I did get a hard pinch.

The day I reached, I didn't venture out.

The next day we headed to do local sight seeing. I bought a few junk and we headed to Delhi.

One thing that caught my attention was "GOL CHAKKAR", 2 mins I was taken aback. MY Hindi is indeed good, but guess not this good. Out of curiosity I asked what does this word mean. That word meant - CIRCLE. Oh Lord... GOL CHAKKAR SE ULTA HAATH JAO - Now this line means take left in the circle... ( Whisky yaad hain yeh sentence!!!)

All thanks to Whisk's BIL, I landed up seeing Lok Sabha and Rajya Sabha. It was indeed fun and interesting.
Guess what, I landed up having South Indian meals ( All thanks to BIL). The most tasty meal in Delhi guess.

We went to a lot of places in and around Delhi and Gurgaon.

The best part is here. Whisky's DOWRY CAR mind you Whisky's life is parked in the parking. I all of a sudden wanted to travel by METRO. And yes, I did make Whisky's car remain parked and landed up getting into the METRO. (Whisky imagine your reaction.. My dowry i 10 worth 5 lakhs parking main khadi hain aur aap mujhe metro main le ja rahe ho......!!!!)

I got in Guru Dronacharya Station and got down in MG Road, not to forget the penalty for not swiping the metro card...

Some memories are etched in your mins forever. HEY YA, I WANNA GET CLOSER TO YOU.. Whisky must be fed up of this song by now......

Overall a splendid trip for life......

P.S: Not to forget Saket main Coffe Beans main AC kha he bahar nika gaye the.......(UFFFF yeh garmi.. was Whisk's favourite dialogue!!!)

Looking forward to more trips to yeh hain indeed Delhi Meri Jann!!!!

P.S: Hope I have not forgotten any other experience except for the Bangles admired by that chik in Turquoise.....

Friday, July 22, 2011

JOURNEY WITH NO END

This journey that I started in the world of Laptops, Desktops, Servers, Workstations, Storage etc , was the beginning of a wonderful journey. Among all these gadgets, was a tiny silent geek that I met. I used to feel the gadgets would make more noise than this human...(I mean you can just imagine how MUCH this human would talk....UNBELIEVABLE....). I would jabber away to glory and this guy wouldn't utter a word..For a person who would speak ten to a million, silence and serenity are unheard and unknown off...

Initially, I used to wonder how does anyone sit so silently at work lost in his work throughout the day. Well, I used to be zapped to the zenith. (Obviously for the rate at which I speak, anyone would seem quite in front of me....).

But this pocket joy, was awesome!!!!

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

FULL ON or OFF



Internet - In today's world THE most important base for survival. E mails, chat, sms etc all done through this powerful engine. It has become an essential tool for survival or shall I say existence.. Pretty true for some though....


This blog is one hilarious incident in context to the Internet.


I actually text a lot in my phone. But not necessarily all my friends would love to do the same. At times , they really have no choice. Thereby, after a lot of hue and cry, fuss in vain, my W gave up the argument and decided to start sending me text messages. Truly, this adamant little bottle threw up a whole lot of fuss ten times his personality. But, me being me.....


One evening, a few days back, Whisky said I would receive text messages. I was overjoyed, actually on cloud nine. YUPPIE.... PERSEVERANCE indeed pays at times.. ( Mind you, only at times and it comes a limited warranty too........)



I waited, waited, waited... even after a couple of minutes passed, my phone didn't beep. I being a restless soul, couldn't wait. ( Obvious, patience level is negative...) I picked up my phone and called. After a few rings, I hear that sweet voice on the other end telling me something called " FULL ON"... I at times can barely hear what comes out of that tiny , amazing voice box. I was baffled.. Pondering what on earth is this FULL ON now... I asked the same. Pat came the reply...



" I am trying to send text messages from FULL ON SMS".......... I burst out laughing.. I mean literally rolling on the floor...


Mind you, not a single text message, but the response from my pocket joy was awesome.. " I am on FULL ON SMS.. I asked, FULL ON or FULL OFF since I had not received a single text message... Yes got it right.. NOT 1 SINGLE MESSAGE FROM FULL ON SMS......


I wonder should it be re christened to FULL OFF SMS.....Only W can comment though......





P.S : FULL ON...... FULL ON.......INDEED!!!!!!

Thursday, June 23, 2011

PEAS OR PIECE





Most of the times it is OFFICE HOT NEWS that we exchange with great enthusiam and ultimate curiosity. At times, I feel if we had done this in college we would in the topic of discussion and gossip instead of debating our manager's goodness.



Neverthless, one such lazy afternnon, I happened to bump into my colleague who apparently her finished her lunch too. So , I casually asked her what's for lucnh. Her response became the theme of this blog of mine.




Her reply and my interpretation was just mind blowing. In response she said, " Biryani", so I asked what Biryani and she replied "PIECE"....


Now for we veggies, that PIECE in pronunciation will be taken as PEAS...


Ain't this a great way of communication for comprehending..


PIECE for the non - veggies and PEAS for the veggies....Eitherways the suffix is BIRYANI irrespective of the prefix.....




















Thursday, June 16, 2011

Delhi Main Hain Jaan Indeed

Delhi - What comes into my mind when I think of this city - Just one word WHISKY.

Whisky - My dearest and bestest pal who moved into Delhi from Bangalore.

Nov. 16th 2010 - Dreaded day in my life, the day Whisky was leaving the city once and for all to settle amongst dilwaale in Delhi. I cannot let the feeling sink in even today that Whisky isn't here and has moved out.

Some people just walk into your life and leave that impression that will last a lifetime. Whisky is one such who has left that ever lasting impression in life.

The days spent with my dearest pal where just the best for days to come.

Delhi - This is one place given a chance I would like to settle just to paint the city red with Whisky.