NEVA MISS AN OPPRTUNITY

Here I come again.. Not bad right!!! Faster than expected...Let me give you a preamble before you guys proceed. Well, a little secret about me... I can neither ride a cycle, nor a 2 wheeler..Forget about driving a car...Its not happened yet.. But mind you, I am very good with my directions..I never miss roads and reach my direction bang on target.. ( My bro says its a very rare thing in gurls).. Now let me start my story before I brag more...
Here I was on a fine evening travelling with my best friend as a pillion on her bike.. Not much option you see... Me as usual was filling her with all the happenings in my life..There is no looking back once I start.. Talking.......I just go on and on and on......You know it all I guess.....The road was not too crowded for our delight... What a bliss actually?? Its such a rare delights....But neverthless the signals are always there , no matter what....(True I guess)... As usual we got stuck in another horrendous jam.. TRAFFIC JAM... Gosh I was fed up... And I'm sure my best friend doubly fed up... Guessed it.. (Traffice jam & Of course my blabber...:)) Hope not...
Anyways I told her we could jump the signal... And moreover we could not see THE MEN IN WHITE too....(Should we have seen)...Million dollar question??
We people happily jumped the signal... U bet... You can guess what happened next... Needless to say...
Out of the nowhere, our very own MEN IN DISTRESS popped out.... Gosh I was zapped out...Where were these people... Man they stopped us immediately....I mean without wasting a minute...And you bet what he asked my friend.. : Madam, does red light look like green light to you"??? In short, do you have colour blindness.....
Need I say more.....