Here is today's funny final list,
1. Life is short, smile while you still have teeth left.
2. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
3. I'm just a girl standing in front of the salad, asking it to be a donut.
4. I'm not lazy; I'm on energy saving mode.
5. Be careful when you follow the masses, sometimes the M is silent.
6. You need an attitude adjustment, let me get my tool.
7. I used to think I'm indecisive, but now I am not so sure.
8. I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
9. Life status: Currently holding it all together with a bobby pin.
10. You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions.
That's it. Concludes my Take Ten for today!
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